A poem in real estate, four blocks, with all mod cons
I Love, I Love, I Love
But Jellis Craig's obsessed -
How shall I end this tale?
L J Hooker, you're the best.
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THE FIRST FIVE AND A HALF WORD FICTION EVER IN THE WORLD PROBABLY
Help! Stuck in cupboard! Pen runI didn't stop there either. The following is my favourite:
"Who needs man?" cried the wo.Interestingly, it works just as well (stop laughing!) if you substitute the word "men" for "man". Some pernickety-snitch critics might of course interpret this as a careless slackness of my prose style, but I like to think it demonstrates my admirable versatility.
Cat meow broken. Just says "ow".And
"Darling!" he cried. "Want a cho"...And with that impulsive rush for the chocolate bar, I finish this list of five and a half word fictions. THE FIRST EVER IN THE WORLD PROBABLY. It's right up there with the time I invented haiku or singlehandedly engineered the limerick with thin air and a spare rubber band.