tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post110488888185628792..comments2024-03-07T11:39:09.758+11:00Comments on Will Type For Food: Things Every Little Boy Should KnowTimThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-1105002119851626382005-01-06T20:01:00.000+11:002005-01-06T20:01:00.000+11:00Mmmm, dog food pate.... ahhh, toothpaste sandwich....Mmmm, dog food pate.... ahhh, toothpaste sandwich.... should have added them to the recipes!<br /> Actually, when I read some of this out to Mum during the holidays, she said she didn't want me to publish it! So shhh, if she knows I did put this up on my blog, she probably <I>will</I> cry...!TimThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-1104910337819574242005-01-05T18:32:00.000+11:002005-01-05T18:32:00.000+11:00Listen here, you little booger...
You forgot to m...Listen here, you little booger...<br /><br />You forgot to mention kissing dogs (under what will make your mother weep). But I'm not talking the nice sweet family pooch, I'm talking the vicious mean dog down the street... I'm telling you, your mom will be hysterical! But be careful not to get your nose bitten off. (So fake the kiss and try to be far enough away from both your mom and the dog so that it can still look like you're really doing it.) <br /><br />Oh. And if you want to stay home from school for a day or two, a surefire way to make yourself ill is to eat a sandwich with toothpaste slathered on top. You'll be puking in no time, I guarantee it. I invented this, because my mom was a nurse and I had to be oozing either blood or some other fluids from some/most/all of my orifices in order to stay home. <br /><br />- Redsaid (who else?)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-1104897685922692202005-01-05T15:01:00.000+11:002005-01-05T15:01:00.000+11:00Things to make girls cry:
Indian Burns
Pulling the...Things to make girls cry:<br />Indian Burns<br />Pulling their hair<br />Pulling down your pants<br /><br />Sayings that work:<br />Use to cut in line. Go up to the person you want to cut in front of (choose a person smaller than you) and say- "What do scissors do?" When they respond with "cut", make your move, as they've INVITED you to cut in front of them.<br /><br /><br />Things that 'piss' your mom off:<br />Running with scissors, pointy end up<br />Running with a lollipop in your mouth<br />Eating dog food<br /><br /><br />GREAT POST!Texas Gurlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05455417955860769847noreply@blogger.com