tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post113230228771569231..comments2024-03-07T11:39:09.758+11:00Comments on Will Type For Food: A Letter To My Fellow WorkmatesTimThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-1132551300093084882005-11-21T16:35:00.000+11:002005-11-21T16:35:00.000+11:00Milquetoast sounds like the name of a dessert my m...Milquetoast sounds like the name of a dessert my mother cooked occasionally. It tasted awful. I think she cooked it to annoy us.TimThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-1132473429741855942005-11-20T18:57:00.000+11:002005-11-20T18:57:00.000+11:00Even our school has normal milk. That's school. A ...Even our school has normal milk. That's school. A place chock full of milquetoast healthfreaks. You've gotta put your foot down, man.<BR/><BR/>Soy is good on cereal, but that is all.Tonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-1132386809534498392005-11-19T18:53:00.000+11:002005-11-19T18:53:00.000+11:00Low-fat sour cream. When I lived down the road in ...Low-fat sour cream. When I lived down the road in Brunswick, that's all they sold. You couldn't find a carton of normal-fat sour cream for your life. I asked one of the shopkeepers what the hell was going on, she told me, 'that's all they buy!' <BR/><BR/>And decaff coffee? What the hell's up with that??? That's like non-alcoholic alcohol. S.T.U.P.I.D!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-1132378809043797562005-11-19T16:40:00.000+11:002005-11-19T16:40:00.000+11:00nailpolishblues - definitely a gender thing. I'll...nailpolishblues - definitely a gender thing. I'll bet they NEVER try to force the lard-arsed business men to have a "low fat decaf soy" "coffee". You never see a man drinking diet soft drink either.<BR/><BR/>I do drink diet soft drink, some, but only 'cause I drink lots of tonic water & coke (not together), and I figure I can do without 3 tonnes of extra sugar each day. But other soft drinks I go the full sugar hog, 'cause they taste better that way. <BR/><BR/>bozwell - yes, the irony is not lost, and indeed, it merely grows fatter by the day, it seems. My local supermarket has so much low-fat stuff that I wrote them an abusive email about how they had no fucking right to try to dictate to me what kind of food to eat - it's NOT their job; it's none of their fucking business, and offering only low-fat tasteless crap would mean I would have to take my business elsewhere! <BR/><BR/>Low fat Pringles? Who the hell WANTS low fat Pringles? Huh?<BR/><BR/>Low fat cottage cheese? WTF!! Cottage cheese is already low fat you dick brains!Cazhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17387674413840435759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-1132375062514271052005-11-19T15:37:00.000+11:002005-11-19T15:37:00.000+11:00Ever noticed that the whole low-fat thing hasn't w...Ever noticed that the whole low-fat thing hasn't worked?<BR/><BR/>There are more fat people than ever!!!<BR/><BR/>Now what is being pushed is "Low-Carb" which has gotten right out of hand as well!!!!<BR/><BR/>Moderation is the key...except when it comes to Bundy...Mmmm Bundy...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-1132370626221928892005-11-19T14:23:00.000+11:002005-11-19T14:23:00.000+11:00There's only one good reason to drink diet soft-dr...There's only one good reason to drink diet soft-drink - fake sugar doesn't rot your teelth liek the real thing. No such benefit to fake milk...<BR/><BR/>They assume ALL women must want skim milk in their coffee - I thought they were just being bitchy at my, er, rounded physique...no, it's a gender thing. Oh yay.Shelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417138778733226637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-1132365199731051022005-11-19T12:53:00.000+11:002005-11-19T12:53:00.000+11:00rachy - you "ENJOY" soy milk? How?The people who ...rachy - you "ENJOY" soy milk? How?<BR/><BR/>The people who insist on drinking pretend milk (it's NOT REAL MILK) are also the people who drink diet soft drink. Yet, remarkably, they never lose weight. <BR/><BR/>I really hate it when coffee shops automaticallly assume that I'll want "low fat" milk in my latte, just because I'm a women. Why do they look at a woman who weights about 50 kls (me) and assume I NEED low fat lattes?!! Hmmm!! Makes me furious! I demand answers!!<BR/><BR/>Trust a boy to imagine that anorexic waifs have breasts.Cazhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17387674413840435759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-1132363853057355342005-11-19T12:30:00.000+11:002005-11-19T12:30:00.000+11:00Trust a boy to bring it back to breasts - nice wor...Trust a boy to bring it back to breasts - nice work.Shelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417138778733226637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-1132359311417713292005-11-19T11:15:00.000+11:002005-11-19T11:15:00.000+11:00Damn right! I've half a mind to send this email ou...Damn right! I've half a mind to send this email out to all of my workmates this Monday ...<BR/><BR/>Imagine when these sickly anorexic waifs give birth and start breastfeeding - they'll have so little cholesterol in their system, that they'll just end up squeezing out water tinged with a pale white substance, and that'll be it!TimThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-1132355325121546242005-11-19T10:08:00.000+11:002005-11-19T10:08:00.000+11:00Ugh, soy makes me sick. Speaking of, these people...Ugh, soy makes me sick. Speaking of, these people are sickos and totally deluded on one or two counts...<BR/>1] Tea tastes better with real milk<BR/>2] As does coffee - depending on how you make said coffee it tastes even better with cream..<BR/>3] Half of these stupid fucks are the ones that routinely have chocolate and/or chips as an afternoon snack and spend half their lives bitching about how fat they are because they're five kilos heavier than they want to be - which they always do at you/to you when you're just trying to make a simple cup of ordinary tea because you're so caffiene addicted [this may or may not include me]...<BR/><BR/>Oh gods! I hate my office job!Shelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417138778733226637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-1132331265025812842005-11-19T03:27:00.000+11:002005-11-19T03:27:00.000+11:00so bloody true but I do enjoy soy milk occasionall...so bloody true but I do enjoy soy milk occasionallyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com