tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post4206776183548147162..comments2024-03-07T11:39:09.758+11:00Comments on Will Type For Food: The diet to end all dietsTimThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-61380911145557427022008-01-03T09:56:00.000+11:002008-01-03T09:56:00.000+11:00Hmmm, I see what you mean...Hmmm, I see what you mean...TimThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-13555157035525138432008-01-02T23:35:00.000+11:002008-01-02T23:35:00.000+11:00Ugh.Ugh.Shelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417138778733226637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-89105280153860607322008-01-02T23:22:00.000+11:002008-01-02T23:22:00.000+11:00Keep your friends close, and your enemas even clos...Keep your friends close, and your enemas even closer!TimThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-43780811284739924962008-01-02T13:53:00.000+11:002008-01-02T13:53:00.000+11:00I'm wondering what's the arse end of the arse end....<I>I'm wondering what's the arse end of the arse end.</I><BR/><BR/>I think PJK would perhaps say Canberra.<BR/><BR/>It's a shame that Andy Griffiths stole your thunder and wrote the children's books you were born to write first. As small consolation, I'll tell you that my sister calls people who tailgate her car "enemas".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-48488165868215855112008-01-02T13:28:00.000+11:002008-01-02T13:28:00.000+11:00Yes. I'm wondering what's the arse end of the arse...Yes. <BR/><BR/>I'm wondering what's the arse end of the arse end. The esra? The ears? (We work with a program called ears at work. Which makes sense. Work is pretty much the arse end of life.)TimThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-11531479005027458242008-01-02T10:49:00.000+11:002008-01-02T10:49:00.000+11:00It's like the end of funny really, isn't it?It's like the end of funny really, isn't it?Shelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417138778733226637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-74098577889207332902008-01-02T10:46:00.000+11:002008-01-02T10:46:00.000+11:00It would really bum you out, having a bum that won...It would really <I>bum you out</I>, having a <I>bum that won't let out.</I> <BR/><BR/>Okay. Having really taken these comments to the arse end of things, I'll stop.TimThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-76881467218282151582008-01-02T10:43:00.000+11:002008-01-02T10:43:00.000+11:00Also, no behind left to man.Also, <I>no behind left to man.</I>TimThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-10295865669615815122008-01-02T10:41:00.000+11:002008-01-02T10:41:00.000+11:00The squeaky wheel gets the grease? No, more a case...<I>The squeaky wheel gets the grease?</I> No, more a case of <I>the well-greased bottom gets release.</I>TimThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-27281628396948600522008-01-02T10:39:00.000+11:002008-01-02T10:39:00.000+11:00All's well that ends well. Or should that be -His ...<I>All's well that ends well.</I> <BR/><BR/>Or should that be -<BR/><BR/><I>His end's well who oils well.</I><BR/><BR/>Can't decide.TimThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-69094675568541739002008-01-02T09:58:00.000+11:002008-01-02T09:58:00.000+11:00Far be it from me to deny the healthsome propertie...Far be it from me to deny the healthsome properties of laudanum, but it does cause constipation. In the interests of regular bowel movements, laudanum tipplers are advised to take a cup of oil, neat, daily.Alexis, Baron von Harlothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04675225579658733004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-86122757302896256152008-01-02T00:06:00.000+11:002008-01-02T00:06:00.000+11:00Who said anything about time?Who said anything about time?Shelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417138778733226637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-12602885952906785102008-01-01T23:48:00.000+11:002008-01-01T23:48:00.000+11:00Well, not that there's anything necessarily wrong ...Well, not that there's anything necessarily wrong with <I>those</I>, either, but one likes them to be spaced out, preferably over a matter of years... one most get wasted very slowly and thoroughly, following the example of practised laudanum addicts such as Coleridge and De Quincey.TimThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-16923028358846469572008-01-01T23:18:00.000+11:002008-01-01T23:18:00.000+11:00Not that there's anything wrong with that - apart ...<I>Not that there's anything wrong with that - apart from the small matter of addiction, disease, hallucinations, death...</I><BR/><BR/>Don't see your point.Shelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417138778733226637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-66836570122679495252008-01-01T22:59:00.000+11:002008-01-01T22:59:00.000+11:00... should drink our way to better health, that is...... should drink our way to better health, that is, not testing laudanum. Not that there's anything wrong with that - apart from the small matter of addiction, disease, hallucinations, death...TimThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-41799995265281313482008-01-01T22:58:00.000+11:002008-01-01T22:58:00.000+11:00I think we all should.I think we all should.TimThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-15841722128190273112008-01-01T22:57:00.000+11:002008-01-01T22:57:00.000+11:00I looked through all Mrs VVB's cookbooks and diet ...I looked through all Mrs VVB's cookbooks and diet aides and none of them recommend laudanum.<BR/><BR/>I think you're making this up, possibly after testing the laudanum.philhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12011647023598364166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-54709784290231125742008-01-01T22:36:00.000+11:002008-01-01T22:36:00.000+11:00Riiiiiiiiiight, so I can drink my way to better he...Riiiiiiiiiight, so I can drink my way to better health? Excellent, I shall start now.Shelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417138778733226637noreply@blogger.com