tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post4381857084239906977..comments2024-03-07T11:39:09.758+11:00Comments on Will Type For Food: SmellbourneTimThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-6275383044174977062011-10-06T09:40:18.539+11:002011-10-06T09:40:18.539+11:00I believe in Japan there has been a Smellometer (C...I believe in Japan there has been a Smellometer (C) developed, which operates much like the Geiger counter, except using human reactive noises ie<br />Lowest level - 'pwa'<br />Low level - 'uggh...yuk'<br />Middle Level - 'blimey, get me out of 'ere'<br />Upper Mid - 'cor, stone a duck, pwaaaah!'<br />High Level - 'hecky thump, yaaaa, pwuuuu'<br />Highest Level - a high pitched scream, something like ' waaayyaaaaawwayyyyyya'<br /><br />regards,<br />Doctor PongAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-22456202916215328472011-10-06T09:23:52.688+11:002011-10-06T09:23:52.688+11:00Maybe I could do some special investigation for th...Maybe I could do some special investigation for this site - I'd go around to some city streets, sniff them out, and do a series of Blaaaaaaaaaaaaargh posts.TimThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-13050950991495938092011-10-06T08:17:18.289+11:002011-10-06T08:17:18.289+11:00I have to say that when I was pregnant and working...I have to say that when I was pregnant and working in the city, there were certain smelly alleyways I had to avoid lest the smell made me throw up and add to the smell therein...it could have been a vicious circle!<br /><br />The word verification for this post is "pheuck". Somehow that sums it all up, really.Legal Eaglehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01096038577529334966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-25515310950322723472011-10-06T08:14:17.097+11:002011-10-06T08:14:17.097+11:00Doctor of Dung! I will sell you a pong for a song ...Doctor of Dung! I will sell you a pong for a song from the walls of St Paul's.TimThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-2716127066412952252011-10-05T22:27:02.057+11:002011-10-05T22:27:02.057+11:00I have a PhD in Olfactory Nuances and Not so Subtl...I have a PhD in Olfactory Nuances and Not so Subtle Ordurings..I am currently writing a book, which hopefully will be published by Pong Press next year...I have travelled to 87 countries testing my nostrils against the wayward afflictions of every smell possible. I am keen to come to Melbourne, and explore the rich chunderings, faecal depositings, urinatory excrescences, and other flotsam and jetsam of smelly odours. I would love to meet you, and together do some serious sniffing in the back alleys of purified pong sniffing jouissance.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com