tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post4913520333432241385..comments2024-03-07T11:39:09.758+11:00Comments on Will Type For Food: Fantastic refrigerators!TimThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-44284762551948139972009-10-23T14:01:47.811+11:002009-10-23T14:01:47.811+11:00I prefer a hot bean to a cool bean, but in some ci...I prefer a hot bean to a cool bean, but in some circumstances* a hot banana is just as nice as a cool one. <br /><br />*Those circumstances being 'fritters' or a variation on the banana-dessert.TimThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-62033488300828599612009-10-22T20:38:46.571+11:002009-10-22T20:38:46.571+11:00I have said cool beans more often than cool banana...I have said cool beans more often than cool bananas.<br /><br />I don't know why.Mariahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16371925558254933645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-3675498575934435072009-10-20T14:26:23.073+11:002009-10-20T14:26:23.073+11:00Rhinoplasty = nose-plasty. Rhinos is Greek for &qu...Rhinoplasty = nose-plasty. Rhinos is Greek for "nose", hence "rhinoceros" (nose-horn).Alexis, Baron von Harlothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04675225579658733004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-13214534418893838942009-10-19T17:23:44.034+11:002009-10-19T17:23:44.034+11:00No, that doesn't make sense, Lord and Lady Rat...No, that doesn't make sense, Lord and Lady Rataxes cut <a href="http://members.iinet.net.au/~rabbit/chardesc.htm" rel="nofollow">very fine figures indeed.</a>TimThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-44918771886224860152009-10-19T17:17:13.523+11:002009-10-19T17:17:13.523+11:00What's rhinoplasty, when a rhinoceros needs to...What's rhinoplasty, when a rhinoceros needs to go to the plastic surgeon?TimThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-4986469574743463362009-10-19T17:11:38.829+11:002009-10-19T17:11:38.829+11:00So yes, in conclusion, llamas can get syphilis. I ...So yes, in conclusion, llamas can get syphilis. I heard it on the radio - a special Science Show episode on syphilis. The same show alleges that the first rhinoplasty was developed to combat the visible signs of the syph, to wit, the erosion of the nasal cartilage.Alexis, Baron von Harlothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04675225579658733004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-32470773648130163572009-10-19T08:21:11.648+11:002009-10-19T08:21:11.648+11:00Oh bollocks. I just remembered the poem concludes ...Oh bollocks. I just remembered the poem concludes this way: <br /><br />But I would bet<br />A silk pyjama<br />There's no such thing as<br />A three-l lllama.<br /><br />Lllame!TimThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-47914537976993358782009-10-19T08:10:46.324+11:002009-10-19T08:10:46.324+11:00The one-l lama,
He's a priest.
The two-l llama...The one-l lama,<br />He's a priest.<br />The two-l llama,<br />He's a beast. <br />And there's no such thing as<br />A three-l lllama.<br /><br />Ogden Nash, who adds in a note that he has been informed by a reader that an alarm clock that rings thrice could be said to be a 'three alarmer'.TimThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-81157268768459930572009-10-19T08:08:46.141+11:002009-10-19T08:08:46.141+11:00That must be kind of llame.That must be kind of llame.TimThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-59173817848787594902009-10-18T22:47:09.098+11:002009-10-18T22:47:09.098+11:00Painfully like a day at work only lacking chlamydi...Painfully like a day at work only lacking chlamydia trachomatis - it goes with gonorrhoea, you see? <br /><br />Better llamas than lamas I suppose.Shelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417138778733226637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-48166825755981135812009-10-18T21:21:54.511+11:002009-10-18T21:21:54.511+11:00Apparently llamas get syphilis too.Apparently llamas get syphilis too.Alexis, Baron von Harlothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04675225579658733004noreply@blogger.com