tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post7077539819675288686..comments2024-03-07T11:39:09.758+11:00Comments on Will Type For Food: Seven ways to say "Happy New Year"TimThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-16196517639229286222009-01-02T09:19:00.000+11:002009-01-02T09:19:00.000+11:00My mother sent me a "Happy New Year" MMS with a bl...My mother sent me a "Happy New Year" MMS with a blank photo. Yessir. I downloaded a photo that was pure blackness. Confused, I attempted to downloasded it again in case I'd missed something. And again. And again. I paid more attention to that block of nothing than I have to any of my other MMSes all year,<BR/><BR/>That's one way to get someone's attention, give 'em nothing.<BR/><BR/>Happy New Year!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-81482119059191233812009-01-01T19:44:00.000+11:002009-01-01T19:44:00.000+11:00I refused rather politely too. I now wish I hadn'...I refused rather politely too. I now wish I hadn't. Refusing a well mannered bottom touching leprechaun in a pork pie hat is not so good a story as agreeing to have one's bottom touched by a pork pied leprechaun.Shelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417138778733226637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-55604866852138627412009-01-01T07:51:00.000+11:002009-01-01T07:51:00.000+11:00Now that's manners. Ask first, touch bottoms later...Now that's manners. Ask first, touch bottoms later.TimThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10333303180015967125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-23657131123409750062009-01-01T02:59:00.000+11:002009-01-01T02:59:00.000+11:00Cow kinda likes the drive-by idea.Of course, there...Cow kinda likes the drive-by idea.<BR/><BR/>Of course, there is also the time-honored tradition of dressing Topiary with rolls of paper for the day.<BR/><BR/>Moo!The Topiary Cowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04649189953257408994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7529903.post-33572642397439139282009-01-01T02:10:00.000+11:002009-01-01T02:10:00.000+11:00A guy at the pub I was in tonight was saying happy...A guy at the pub I was in tonight was saying happy new year - or so I believe - by randomly asking people if he could touch their bottoms.Shelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417138778733226637noreply@blogger.com