Monday, May 30, 2005

Position Vacant

SMELLYMARKETER

Will be selling a range of fragrances to dogs. These include:

- Rotten Egg Perfume
- Dead Fish aftershave
- Essence of Fart

Must have experience in urinating in public and the smellerphone. Apply immediately.
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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:13 pm

    What about "I just rolled in a rotting animal!" A must for every country dog out there.

    Also, the Horse-Shit mouthwash, and mud shampoo-- why bother washing the dog when it goes off and rolls in the dirt when done? This saves you BOTH the trouble!

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  2. Anonymous10:14 pm

    And "I can't believe it's not swamp water!"

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  3. TimT11:16 am

    Lol - "I Can't Believe It's Not Swamp Water" is my favourite!

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