My computer has a virus. It just lies around in bed all day, spluttering, sneezing, and complaining. I've tried feeding it cough syrup, drinks of lemon and honey, and I've even rubbed its chest with Vics Vaporub, but though it makes the keys rather slippery, it doesn't seem to be getting any better. I must admit, I'm a little worried about it.
Do you think I should take it to see the doctor, or is there anything I can do to make it better?
Give it some panadol to stop it from overheating. If it starts coughing up some green shit, you should get it to the doctor, pronto. It may have an infection.
ReplyDeleteIn the meantime, give it plenty of water and rest.
Take care of it!
It hasn't puked any green shit yet, but every time it blows its nose, there seems to be an unhealthy amount of circuitry and wiring in the handkerchief. (That, and it keeps on quitting when I log on to the internet.)
ReplyDeleteI'm so worried.
Sell it to some unsuspecting student an inflated price and buy a new one.
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