Some recent additions to my blogroll:
Rachel, Zembla, Ranting Misha, a Bogan from Hell, a tasty Muffin, a talking ape, Nails, Sternezine, Lighter Fluid, and the enigmatically named What's The Difference Between a Duck?
So make some room for them, and ... HEY! You two, stop squabbling! There's plenty of blogroll left! And you, miss - yes, you! Keep your sassy wit to yourself! Stop picking your nose, young man! And you, yes, you, the gorilla - stop flashing your buttocks at the bogan. We'll have none of that here! IF THERE'S ANY MORE TROUBLE OUT OF ANY OF YOU, THEN I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SEND YOU TO THE NAUGHTY CORNER ...
Ooh, naughty corner? Promise?
ReplyDeletespankys as well? :p
ReplyDeleteDamn right I will.
ReplyDeleteMy buttocks have a good covering of hair so unless I shave them, which I never will, they can't be flashed at anyone. There's not much point using your arse to insult anyone in the jungle unless you're also going to fart.
ReplyDeleteIs 'Bogan' Australian for 'Chav'?
pretty much yes gorilla bananas, minga is probably a closer translation but that's still pretty close to chav right?
ReplyDeleteAnd vague, it looks like we are in trouble!
- Rachy
You know, Gorilla, that's a fascinating question, and there are a lot of different opinions on the Bogan/Chav dichotomy.
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, consult Hutton and the comments that follow.
Don't fail to check out Right Wing Death Bogan and the Bogan Appreciation Society.
After all, if these people have blogs telling us they're bogans, who are we to disagree with them?
BTW, it seems that on the matter of 'arsing about', you 'couldn't be arsed', hardi hardi har.
Okay, I'm going.