You're at a nudist colony. 
1) Organise a bike race! 
2) Cheerfully discuss the objectification of the human form in western culture with any person that you come across!
3) Hold a barbecue and invite members of the Taliban along!
4) Look at all the naked women and picture them - IN CLOTHES! Phwoooar!!!
Being mobbed by marauding nudist hordes. AYEEEEEEE!!!!
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