If a Fauxbo is a fake bum ...
Faux Maux = 1) Fake moustache.
2) French mouse.
Faux Eaux = Fake orgasm.
Fauxfoe = Fake enemy.
Go with the Flaux = 1) To pretend to be following the crowd.
2)To swim against the stream.
Faux Shaux = Parade of second-hand items masquerading as a designer fashion show. (See also: Flaw Shaux).
Faux Haux = Woman who pretends to be of loose sexual mores in order to become more popular. (See also: naux-hoper)
Faux Beaux = False boyfriend.
Faux Deux = 1) A person pretending to be your twin.
2) Mistaking one object for two.
3) Mistaking a different number for two. ("1+3 = 2?" shouted the Professor. "Never have I seen a better example of the Faux Deux!"
"Faux yaux taux," replied his student, quietly.)
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ReplyDeleteProlific and thoughtful response from "anon", and the baby name links will be really useful if I ever get another dog. I'm a bit cool on the car insurance though, as I don't drive.
ReplyDeleteNow that I think about it, a tad off-topic really. I'm beginning to wonder if they took the time to read your post properly.
Faux Repartee?
Saux true. Faux repartee, go away!
ReplyDeleteEvidently a new tactic from the spammers: commenting on blogger and getting around the problem of the spam code by cramming as much crap as they can in one post.
ReplyDeleteFaux Spaux
ReplyDeleteFake Spam....
Hey i was looking at your blog, i didnt find what i was looking for...i really wanted a posted about canned meat products and you only seem to talk about fake canned meat....thats not what i want....
Ras - but wait until you taste it: I can't believe it's Faux Spam! Truly!
ReplyDeleteFaux Spaux sounds like something one of the fellows in the post above would be doing.
ReplyDeleteI guess that 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter' stuff would be Faux Butter, too, though why would anyone want to eat any of that stuff? Isn't all that butter-fat and cholesterol part of the fun?
Timmy - yep, I never understood the "I can't believe it's not butter". If that was true (although, of course, it was a gross over-statement) then why not just use, um, you know, actual butter?
ReplyDeleteFake butter should be called Fauxleo. I could even pretend to be endorsed by that pretender to the throne of virility, Fauxbio.
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