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Please bring your own water. Also, don't be surprised if you're abducted, soaked in seawater, and then dumped on bushfires - sure it's experimental...
ReplyDeleteWater? I plan to come inhaling a fizzy drink or similar as if I was an asthmatic with my respirator - no plans to furtively relocate Sydney's water into the stomachs of a Melbournite - yet.
ReplyDeleteActually, are there any good absinthe bars in Sydney?
Considering we don't yet know the exact details, it's a menage a quoi.
ReplyDeleteOh good, you don't bathe.
ReplyDeleteI don't see the connection there. I Don't Plan To Drink Sydney Water = I Don't Bathe?
ReplyDeleteGranted, as a kid, I had a couple of experimental sips of the bathwater - but that's where it ended.
Also, why didn't my comment come up just then?
ReplyDeleteHelp! My own blog is censoring me!
ReplyDeleteOh. I thought you meant that you didn't mean to use the water at all - not even to drink. I see now.
ReplyDeleteWe'll just skim over my slightly weird comments about drinking bathwater ...
ReplyDeleteabsinthe bars? Melbourne has those?
ReplyDeleteAwesome....cant wait to move down
I was going to cap it with 'my cat used to drink my bathwater, whilst I was still in the bath, and you could tell from the gleam in her eye that she thought it was human soup' but I'm all for glossing over.
ReplyDeleteta for the promo timt!
ReplyDeleteour thanks, and deepest gratitude.
Yarrr...
The Wonky Pirates
Absinthe bars? Or opium dens? I hear Sydney has a hybrid involving the two...
ReplyDeleteI think I'm going to release a new line of snack foods, like Mars Bars ... called Absinthe Bars. Spread the love, so to speak. Combine the world's most hallucinogenic alcohol and the world's most addictive sweet.
ReplyDeleteWash it down with this drink, of course.
A friend of mine told me about that Drink.....
ReplyDeleteMore ways to ingest drugs, I like it!