Yes, I, too, must cast my editorial eagle eye over the manuscript before me, despite the fact that I was woken at a sparrow's fart this morning by a blasted mosquito.
I'm tempted to duck out to see the local quack this afternoon to try and wangle a sick certificate, but I fear the guv'nor's watching me like hawk.
... and it's suffering from appundicitis.
ReplyDeleteIt does seem to be suffering from a prepunderance of something or other.
ReplyDeleteIt's making me feel quite despundant.
ReplyDeleteTake two Punadol and call me if symptoms persist.
ReplyDeleteWhy are there no panadols in the jungle?
ReplyDeleteBecause the parrots-eat-'em-al.
For the sake of continuity alone, I've a good mind to flip one the bird for that comment, Doctor!
ReplyDeleteI suppose we'll just have to wait and see how much feather this goes on...
This really is a galah occasion, but there remains the myna consideration of my work, so I'll try to wren-ch myself away.
ReplyDeleteYes, I, too, must cast my editorial eagle eye over the manuscript before me, despite the fact that I was woken at a sparrow's fart this morning by a blasted mosquito.
ReplyDeleteI'm tempted to duck out to see the local quack this afternoon to try and wangle a sick certificate, but I fear the guv'nor's watching me like hawk.
It's a pundemonium! Talk about mass hysteria!
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