Saturday, April 14, 2007

Cop That, Thomas Edison!

THOMAS EDISON SAYS:
"Invention is 5 per cent inspiration and 95 per cent perspiration."

TIM SAYS:
"Writing is 5 per cent inspiration, 95 per cent procrastination, and 200 per cent masturbation."

10 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:32 pm

    Surely you're both overestimating the inspiration part!

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  2. Maybe it's just misoverestimation.

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  3. Or maybe that's just a misunderstatement.

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  4. Ah, now that's why I haven't written anything recently. I knew something was missing.

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  5. Never, ever, ever, ever, EVER use a lightbulb.

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  6. I don't geddit.

    Next time I have a bright idea, however, I'll try and have it with an environmentally sustainable light globe.

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  7. All to the good. Further explanation might frighten the cows. Carried away by a brief flight of smut. Will return to full decorum forthwith.

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  8. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    Decorum or smut, it's all welcome here!

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  9. Alexis, I have no desire to become part of the orifice-emergency room urban myth.

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  10. This explains all the research into the keyboard being the most unhygienic area of a desk. Never share keyboards, always wash before and after typing.

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