Thursday, December 20, 2007

Just ask the hat

A Pithy Helmet.



The Hencyclopaedia Britannica.



Mumble Pie.



Babbage's Indifference Engine.

6 comments:

  1. The Hencyclopaedia Britannica! Now selling in a 12-chook set!

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  2. I like Crumble Pie, but it's not that easy to pick up a slice. Usually done well in frozen-ready-to-heat-up packs, in apple flavour. Be prepared to lick the foil platter.

    Then there's Stumble Pie - luckily, it doesn't get much of a chance to run away from you, and Grumble Pie, the grouchy brother to Mumble Pie.

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  3. There's the Zencyclopedia Britannica - the be-all and end-all resource for Buddhist know-it-alls! Emphasising spiritaulity and sageness over mere compilations of dates - which is more the specialty of the Whencyclopedia Britannica!

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  4. all i have to say i "wow"

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  5. The five stages of Pieness:

    CRUMBLE PIE: Please eat me before I crumble entirely away!

    FUMBLE PIE: Whoops, I slipped out of your fingers!

    STUMBLE PIE: I'll make you slip up as you stoop to pick me from the floor.

    GRUMBLE PIE: Bloody hell, stupid human, are you ever going to put me in your mouth?

    HUMBLE PIE: Well, you certainly showed me.

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  6. Almost a pithy post, but you just couldn't stop, could you?

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