A stadium full of overweight people in a small house.
One person, three nostrils.
A boredom festival featuring fox terriers or fedoras.
Cows in space.
A rhyme in a book by T S Eliot.
Three words, four full stops.
Wings on a violin.
A brass band at a Carmelite nunnery.
Cats whiskers on a man.
A man's beard on the rose bush.
I think you need to broaden your horizons. I had no issues with that list.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I came across a phrase today, well, a euphemism, that you will probably get mileage out of [somewhere, somehow]. Twat rocket...means tampon aparently. We're all laughing here, right?
I had high hopes for this list, but it wasn't so good on the web as it was in my mind.
ReplyDeleteCreative euphemisms like that certainly seem to have been a theme for the past couple of days, starting with this.
Try places that are out of time next time, TimT, and you might have more luck.
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