Gregory Peck
Never said 'heck'.
This is sadly, not so,
For Russell Crowe.
K. Fed
Is well read
In marriage dismissals
And breakfast packet epistles.
Niccolo Machiavelli
Had a fire in his belly
From dining excessively on quince:
So he wrote The Prince.
Mick Jagger
Is a prodigal shagger
(Also, a prodigal marrier -
But that's proved no barrier.)
J. Lo
Is so-so
She sings,
And does various other interesting and not-so interesting things.
Timothy Train
ReplyDeleteWrote a refrain.
The first two lines were metrically equal.
Not so their sequel.
Alexis, Baron von Harlot
ReplyDeleteWasn't a rascal or varlet.
She left sage comments on blogs,
And was nice to the dogs.