Given the recent round of hirings and firings in New South Wales Parliament, what do you all think the headlines on the weekend papers will be?
a) MORRIS DANCING
Premier, Treasurer out in Cabinet reshuffle
b) SORRY, MAURIE
c) EASY COME, EASY GO, EASY COME AGAIN
d) GODFATHER FIRES HIMSELF
e) I CAME, I SAW, I DIDN'T CONQUER
Less is more, Morris less.
ReplyDeleteNah, actually. I take that back, on grounds of irredeemable unfunniness.
ReplyDeleteWE HAVE A WINNER!
ReplyDeleteNo we don't. (Thanks, but.)
ReplyDeleteApparently the new Premier of NSW, Nathan Rees, got an honours degree in literature from Sydney Uni in 94.
ReplyDeleteThere's hope for me yet.
ReplyDeleteIf indeed being the usurper Labor premier of NSW for seven hours is something to hope for.
ReplyDeleteLadies and gentlemen, due to incompitence, negligence, collusion with developers, corruption, and just plain naughtiness, all of the members of the current government have been fired. Please welcome your new Dictator-For-Life, THE BARON!
ReplyDeleteOh, goody! Dictation!
ReplyDeleteThe first 4 or 5 times I read this I thought Tim was making it up. I think I should read news more and blogs less.
ReplyDeleteI wish I wasn't so tired I can't think of a Morrissey pun...
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