You've just learned about a major race taking place in your city. Three dwarfs wearing blackface and high heels will be competing in a round the track race. One dwarf is a neo-Nazi and will be wearing the Q'uran as a paper hat on his head; the second is an fundamentalist Christian and is wearing a skirt made out pages of the Torah; the third dwarf is an Al Qaeda terrorist and will tear pages from the Bible as he races. The three dwarfs will be competing to win, as first prize, a Creole Cream biscuit. Afterwards they will perform a harmonic choral rendition of Al Jolson's 'Mammy' for the eager crowds.
Will you bet on the neo-Nazi Q'uran wearing dwarf, the fundy Christian Torah wearing dwarf, or the Al Qaeda Bible-tearing dwarf?
You've got to be in it to win it!
Box trifecta - increase my chances of a payout.
ReplyDeleteTim T, you crack me up.
ReplyDeleteNot sure Tim, but apparently Daryl Somers would like to hear from you. He thinks you may be able to help in a new era of light entertainment.
ReplyDeleteIf only there were some way to have them race around the deck of a people smuggling boat, while pissed from drinking at city bars, we would have the entire week's news cycle covered.
ReplyDeleteJust taking a good idea like the dwarf races and... running with it, I guess, Dan!
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