Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Church updates essential smiting danger ratings


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9 comments:

  1. I know this isn't the point, but you're SO down with your html.

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  2. I wish, this was just an image I knocked up in Microsoft Word using tables.

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  3. Oh. Well, you're SO down with your Microsoft Word tables, then.

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  4. I'm down with being down!

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  5. We could stuff a doona with you, is how down you are.

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  6. Well, I hate to interrupt this mutual, um, amusing of each other, but I am pretty sure it is people who are turned into pillars of sale, not entire cities. Cities are engulfed by sulphurous fire.

    I do like the green colour for the frog warning though.

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  7. Pedant!

    And why thank you, I thought the green was flattering. You show me your disaster chart and I'll show you mine, and all that.

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  8. Of course cities can be turned into salt - otherwise why (oh why) would they have called it Sodium and Gomorrah?

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  9. The moment I started laughing at this, one of my cats brought in a grasshopper. Which made me think there might be locusts outside.

    Thankfully, no. But thunder is brewing! oh noes!

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