Thursday, February 11, 2010

Etiquette tips

It is absolutely essential to eat greasy takeaway meals at your desk at work, without napkins, and with only a small plastic fork. But only if you've put on a clean white shirt.

4 comments:

  1. Napkins are so bourgeois. I'm not too fond of small plastic forks either. Eating with one's hands, now that's authentic.

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  2. Yeah. Bet that's what this guy does.

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  3. the 'Achilles Heel' there is the plasticity of the darn fork. Keep a steel one in your office drawer.

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  4. bruised Bruce12:28 am

    Better to just microwave the sealed container till it blows up like a balloon.

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