Story with a somewhat generic title but very edifying contents

He started off with Blair's law. She replied with Pavlov's law. He countered with Murphy's law. She parried with Godwin's law. He applied Occam's razor. She came at him with Heisenberg's cat, Pavlov's dog, and Schoenberg's budgerigar. He attacked with Escher's solids, Klein's bottle, and Rorscharch's handkerchiefs. As their argument raged, it became apparent to both of them that their life was an example of Gödel's incompleteness theorem. So they did the hokey pokey and turned around, and that was what it was all about.