Monday, November 22, 2010

The F word

You say that I'm flippant,
A frivolous floozy,
A flibberty-gibberty
Fool drinking ouzo,
A featherhead fiend
In frou frou and FCUK
Well FYI friend
I don't give a fire truck.

You say I'm a flop
That I'm full of flapdoodle
A flatulent fathead
Not worth one firkytoodle,
A flabby old fizzer,
A frump Fezziwig -
Well FYI, friend,
You can go get a fig.

You say I'm a failure,
A fibber, a faux,
A Facebook-friend only,
A flea-brain for a foe -
Well FYI friend,
You old so-and-so,
What the frick what the frack
What the fudge would you know?
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6 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:42 am

    You should definitely perform it!

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  2. TimT10:09 am

    Thanks Anon, I will anon.

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  3. Legal Eagle10:17 am

    I adore it.

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  4. TimT10:26 pm

    Thanks LE!

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  5. Anonymous12:06 am

    If this doesn't get into next years Best Australian Poems some serious questions will be asked

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  6. TimT9:24 am

    I've always wondered how you get into that thing.

    Maybe they should have 'The Best' and 'The Rest', to be fair. There's a lot of 'The Rest'. Some of which may get into 'The Best' from time to time...

    I suspect I'd have to a) Know Someone Important b) Get published Somewhere Important c) Preferably both.

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