Oh, oh! Here's an answer to your question: because porn will talk you into "coiffing your cassoulet", whereas gastroporn leads to the consumption of chocolate ganache. QED.
Why watch gastroporn when you can just catch gastro? Why catch gastro when you can just have gas? Why make a casserolle when you can just eat it? Why make a sausage roll when you can just eat the sausage?
Why experience gastroporn when you can just experience gastro?
ReplyDeleteOh, oh! Here's an answer to your question: because porn will talk you into "coiffing your cassoulet", whereas gastroporn leads to the consumption of chocolate ganache. QED.
ReplyDeleteWell I can foresee examples that might combine both of the above...
ReplyDeleteIn a restaurant, incidentally, you mightn't coif your cassoulet, but you could cook your casserole, which sounds similar.
Along those lines:
ReplyDeleteWhy watch gastroporn when you can just catch gastro?
Why catch gastro when you can just have gas?
Why make a casserolle when you can just eat it?
Why make a sausage roll when you can just eat the sausage?