Q: Franz Liszt wrote some of the most difficult and complicated music in the world, music that many great pianists have been unable to master. How can I play his music?
A: On the CD.
Q: How do you spell Tschaikovsky?
A: Exactly the same way you pronounce it, with a great deal of difficulty.
Q: Is it actually possible to play Chopin's Minute Waltz in a minute?
A: For you, he meant one note every minute.
Q: Triple time, or common time?
A: Only in the European football leagues. Here we have quarter time.
A: On the CD.
Q: How do you spell Tschaikovsky?
A: Exactly the same way you pronounce it, with a great deal of difficulty.
Q: Is it actually possible to play Chopin's Minute Waltz in a minute?
A: For you, he meant one note every minute.
Q: Triple time, or common time?
A: Only in the European football leagues. Here we have quarter time.
Q: What lies steaming under the piano?
ReplyDeleteA: Beethoven's Final movement
8-)
Ah, you remind me of that one about two people going through an Austrian cemetery and hearing Eine Kleine Nachmusik being played backwards.
ReplyDeleteIt was, of course, Mozart decomposing.
Nachmusik? Nachtmusik? I don't know. Somedays I seem to have forgotten more than I ever knew.
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