My Cup runneth over

A Melbourne Cup poem

Pish posh

Splurge your dosh

On some flimsy fashion tosh

Plish plosh

Big fat drops

Til the grounds are all awash

Glug slosh 

Splashy splosh

Should have bought a coat my gosh.

CHICKEN ALGEBRA

DEFINITION: 

FOOD = GOOD

PECK + FOOD = MOREGOOD 

DOOR + HUMAN = FOOD 

SO 

DOOR + HUMAN = GOOD

AND

PECK + DOOR + HUMAN = MOREGOOD 

DEFINITION:

SCRATCH = GOOD

SO 

SCRATCH = FOOD 

DEFINITION: 

SCRATCH + PECK + FOOD = TWO FOOD

TWO FOOD = VERYBIGMOREGOOD

QUESTION: 

DOES PECK + HUMAN = FOOD? 

NOT CLEAR

CONTINUE EXAMINATIONS

DEFINITION: 

DIRT + RUFFLE = NICE 

DIRT + RUFFLE + SCRATCH = NICE + FOOD = NICE + GOOD 

CONSIDER: EGG. 

DEFINITIONS: 

EGG = CLUCK

CLUCK = NICEGOOD 

SO

CLUCK = EGG + (DOOR + HUMAN)

CONSIDER EGG

CONSIDER CONSIDERATIONS MORE

CONSIDER CONSIDERATIONS CONSIDERABLY 

CONCLUSION: 

LIFE IS VERYBIGNICEMOREGOOD

CLUCK ERAT DEMONSTRANDUM