Bag

The Bag Poem

Some like to drink in bars and pubs, go on a night-long jag; 

Some like to go down alleyways and look for walls to tag; 
Some like a spotted cormorant, while others like a shag - 
But Robert Timms responsibly has coffee in a bag. 

In a bag 

In a bag
Coffee in a bag; 
Robert Timms responsibly has coffee in a bag. 

Some like to eke their days out on a tea leaf and a fag; 
Some sing the song of Ganja, for life, man, is a drag; 
Some like to go on café dates, and brag and brag and brag, 
But Robert Timms, most frugally, takes coffee in a bag. 

In a bag 
In a bag
Coffee in a bag; 
Robert Timms, most frugally, takes coffee in a bag. 

Some like to rock, some like to roll, while others like to rag; 
Some like to troll the comments, with a needle, nope and nag; 
Some like to join the culture wars and raise the battle flag - 
But Robert Timms is far off with his coffee in a bag. 

In a bag
In a bag
Coffee in a bag
Robert Timms is far off with his coffee in a bag. 

To some, life is all over; to some, life is a lag; 
To some, the parents are a bore, the husband is a dag; 
To some, the taste of life is sweet; to others, it’s a gag; 
But Robert Timms is carefree and makes coffee in a bag. 

In a bag 
In a bag
Coffee in a bag; 
Yes, Robert Timms is carefree and makes coffee in a bag.