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You're linked, and you , and you , and you , and you , and also you , and how could I forget to mention you ? Also: Post of the day. On...

A phial of the deadliest virus known to man will look just adorable in the centre of your classroom, and be educational, too! Tell the child...

Horace Greely Lampington Urglemurg The most interesting thing about Horace Greely Lampington Urglemurg (of the House of Urglemurg) is his na...

Throw out the goldfish, and dump the school goat. Get for your school instead a lively load of writhing lovely luscious leeches ! The childr...

Xanthippe was married to Socrates, the famous philosopher. She had a reputation for being particularly shrewish: Then Socrates: The question...

Saw Rachel at the Austin this Saturday and the previous Saturday (she's doing well, the wounds have healed), and was partial to more of ...

Let us pause to consider Onan. He is the individual, mentioned in Genesis, who is singled out for the crime of 'spilling his seed'. ...

Getting very drunk, Getting very drunk, Getting very, getting very, What you looking at punk? Getting very drunk, Getting very drunk, Gettin...

If you've been reading Rachel's blog, then you will be familiar with a blogger and friend who comments on her blog by the name of D...

White with pun. Twee for two. Wrong black. Cafe late.

I used to look back on things I said and did five, ten years ago with horror and remorse. Recently, I have found myself looking back more on...

I am so sick of nature poetry. Today, I was browsing in Readings and came across a book of poetry by David Brooks, an old lecturer of mine a...

Old Morality: Give unto the poor. Modern Morality: Give unto the governments to give unto the public servants to render public services to ...

Paris, France: It is a glorious summer's day; all are full of bon vivant and out of doors. At the cafes, mesdames and monsieurs sip ca...

Ode From a Forsaken Apartment The space which once held Your table and chair Is now lonely and cold And sorrowfully bare. The bookshelf, wit...

There's a type of cartoon for children's television being made at the moment that focuses on ordinary people doing ordinary things i...

Fishing for kisses or kissing fishes ? Either way, it sounds like a dubious proposition.

Croucherisms.

An Educational Poem for Mother's Day Child, your Mother will have often said That soon it shall be time for Bed: Then, Child, you should...

Our Team: We're from the country, maaaaate. Sure, we were most of us born in Toorak. But we're true blue Aussies, maaaate. Fair din...