Will Type For Food

Look at these craptacular 'Fridge Magic' stickers!The Hoydens found 'em... What can you do with something like that? I decided...

Just read this little snippet in The Melbourne Times today: Walking through Trades Hall is like taking a ghost tour through Melbourne'...

It's great to be living in an advanced technological age of mobile phones and the internet. And by far the best thing about living in th...

So, today S. typed... China is west with human rights which she later changed to: China is worst with human rights. I mailed back: I'm ...

Look at this house. Just look at it. And don't forget to take the photo tour . I keep on coming up with different euphemisms to descri...

Any similarity to this magazine is purely fictional, not to mention intentional.

Nothing much to say about this idle news snippet speculating about a possible romantic attachment between Natalie Imbruglia and Prince Harr...

When I grow up, I want to be a (Want to be a, want to be a) When I grow up, I want to be a Grumpy Dad in IKEA. "Where are we now?"...

The news, slightly distilled, in poetic form A monkey is loose! A monkey is loose! Shock horror! Shock horror! (So shouted the news.) The pu...

CASE ONE: Because of my wisdom teeth operation, I was on sick leave at the start of this week. I felt guilty about taking the Monday off, an...

Apparently The Australian are speculating about the possibility of an early Queensland election . That's no surprise. Speculating about ...

Predictologists predicting the inaccuracy of predictions by other predictologists have predicted wrongly, according to some predictologists...

Just reading the Wikipedia entry on Brian Aldiss , and I came across this snippet : Around 1964 he and his long-time collaborator Harry Harr...

Man who suffers unspeakable tragedy speaks about it Mr Oggleden Oggleby's life in Melbourne's north-eastern suburbs was just an ordi...

I had my wisdom teeth out today. Having your wisdom teeth out is a strange experience in which the dentist romps joyously around in your mou...

Last night I watched Cherry 2000 , a film in which actors who can't act team up with scriptwriters who can't write, and do battle wi...

On the question of whether to remove the apostrophe from written English Should we retract the contraction? Is it just a verbal distraction?...

Whenever the question of 'affect' (to act on, produce an effect or change) and 'effect' (that which is produced by some ag...

Peanut butter Oil partly separated from the peanut mixture. Creamed honey Cream separated from the honey. My brother's jar of home-made ...

Last year I saw the movie Stardust , and I can't emphasise too much how awesome it was. The film was adapted from a book of the same nam...