Will Type For Food

I really like macaroni and cheese. Actually, I knew that all along, but I suddenly realised it again tonight.

SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE: Order! Order! (Bangs his gavel officiously on whatever the thing is that gavels get banged on). The house will come t...

I'm currently reading Folk and Fairy Tales , as retold by Ruth Manning-Sanders. Right through infants, primary and high school I can rem...

Let's face it, we all like to moralise from time to time, and reflect upon how we're better than others. I personally indulge in a g...

In this time of fiscal constraints and environmental responsibility, it is obvious that the world of poetry and lovers will have to suffer s...

I've set up an online store for my zine . Here's what the zine looks like: I'm very proud of this zine - it comes complete with...

( For all of my northern friends! ) Now is the time for half the world To shout and dance and sing, As they prepare to welcome in, To we...

Just imagine if... commercials for pet food were children food commercials! SCENE: The backyard of a suburban house. JAMES and TROY are chas...

WASHINGTON - Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen was just a few paragraphs into an address at a St. Patrick's Day celebration at the White ...

Shellfish, the hellfish Don't be selfish. Never eat shellfish. - Leviticus 11:9 - 12

Just for once, I'd like to see something like this appear in blog comments. Leave your comment Comment extremism has been e...

Apparently I have a giant memory. Humungous. My pinkly pulsating cerebral organ is so powerful that it puts all other brains to shame. Sure,...

Seems to me that all these predictions of the imminent death of the printed newspaper are entirely too shortsighted. One historical paralle...

In my spare time I like to think of the titles of parody blogs that I'll never put up. (Actually creating such blogs would be a great wa...

(Today's guest poster is a person from Porlock .) I'm sorry, was I interrupting something?

We get told, almost every time a certain person, A, does something about a certain group of people, B, that another certain person, C, doesn...

The Chocolate Review: Ice Magic Choc Honeycomb It's not very magic, is it? A liquid substance that has been designed to stay liquid whe...

The first book I read by Greg Egan , about ten years ago or so was a collection of short-stories called Axiomatic , and I was addicted. With...

(In memory of Uncle John) What will they do who are the last of an Association, When all their old associates have passed? When the old fait...

After umpteen months at this typing and transcribing gig, I have finally put together a list of grammatical terms that may be used to descri...