Will Type For Food

Do you think the scrabble software is trying to tell me something?

For the love of God, what is this office making noises at me for? Every few minutes a high-pitched sine-wave shouts sharply in my ear - it...

Buying the curry with two naan bread special as a takeaway, and eating it on the tram on the way to work is a process fraught with dangers o...

Dear Mr Appropriate, The Melbourne weather has suddenly turned cold and it is difficult finding healthy and self-improving activities to per...

Slamma has just submitted a single-word review , and is understandably concerned about whether it's going to be accepted or not. Single...

Paul Keating had a column in today's Weekend Australian Review, towards the end of which he says the following: John Howard, possessing...

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What happened to all the Tim Tams sitting next to my desk? Did someone take all the Tams out and just leave the Tim? If this is how they do ...

I bought an Australian poetry and literature magazine yesterday in Sticky - I'm not saying which one it was, because it's not fair ...

NOT SO NICE BUBBLES SCENE: The returns desk at a large supermarket. MRS JONES walks up to the desk, with a six year old child holding her ha...

Now I like breakfast cereal. A lot. So much so that I sometimes eat two bowls in the morning and another bowl in the evening. But what I don...

Is there a generic version of placebos ? Are they on the PBS ? UPDATE! - Also, come to think of it, is it possible to have an allergy to pl...

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-DA-da-da-da-da-da-da-DA-da-DA-DA! Wait - don't tell me. I made this one too easy?

They say in Melbourne you can get four seasons in one day. Well, outside my flat at the moment, there is: - High winds - A wall of grey clou...

The brown dog in my neighbourhood, who will hereafter be known as Brown Dog, is a frequent recipient of pats from yours truly. Typically, t...

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Sometimes I go to my blog just to see whether I've updated or not, thus proving, in one fell swoop, either a) that I can't even reme...

I heard somewhere the other day that almost four per cent of the population didn't know of any connection between Easter and Christianit...

If you have reservations about something, feel suspicious or trepidacious, you are either "wary" or "leery." You are no...

To help me get through my incredibly boring data entry job , Dale Slamma suggests "try typing in rude words, will be mildly entertainin...