Will Type For Food

You will all be wildly surprised to hear the news that we have two cats, Harriet and Beatrice. As you would imagine, Harriet is an ardent su...

"Why do so many brewers have beards?" was the question posed a few months ago on a certain Facebook page of a certain brew and che...

Clearly things have been a bit quiet and simple lately, and people have started to feel a little complacent, because the Australian Labor Pa...

Considering the situation in Canberra (you know the one, yeah, that one) I propose a new phrase to be added to the Macquarie Dictionary: ...

Recently, courtesy of the Baron's library card, I've been watching old episodes of Dr Who - the Doctor from the sixties and seventie...

Milk. You know, watery white stuff, comes out of the udders of a cow, can be produced in great quantities, bottled, sold to people at shops,...

Is thinking over Overthinking? Is thinking over thinking Over thinking thinking? Is overthinking overthinking Thinking over thinking ...

An overstated understatement poem or possibly An understated overstatement poem The overstated underpants Were much too undersized ...

We have new chickens. Have I mentioned that? We have new chickens, two glossy black-emerald feathered Australorps; their names are Shirley a...

A while ago I was standing around La Trobe University waiting for the Baron to call (I didn't have any credit on my phone) and walking a...

In the last week, we've had several interstate visitors round, which is lovely, but this morning we've finally had the chance to put...

Over the past few days, I have come to the conclusion that it's just possible, verging on highly likely, that we have mice in our compos...

In accordance with the traditional ways of my people (half-arsed city-dwellers of a pastie complexion), I have deleted the name of the now-d...

David Cameron has held crisis talks at Downing Street after being told of allegations of a sensational love affair which has potentially si...

I'm a little teapot  Short and stout  Here is my handle  Here is my spout  When I get all steamed up  Then I shout  The mos...

This has been a good year for fungus at Lalor Enterprises Inc. There is fungus growing in the loungeroom, on the washing line, and in my stu...

I had thought, before I started working at home, that my biggest problem would be procrastination - because, you know, in the old place of e...

M., Just thinking about you makes me want to stab myself in the eye with a pencil. Repeatedly. Please come home so I may indulge in this...

Today, just for larks, I took the washing off the line. There was no particular reason for me to do this; the washing had been on the line f...

For years we have been told that technology was making us richer, but we eat less and drink less than we did 100 years ago, so where is the...