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At the pub the other day a thought suddenly struck me, which was surprising for all concerned (I'm never going to suddenly think again)....

An Ode to Sloth How wonderful is Sloth, The vice that's nice!  To lounge about the house all day, A coffee icecream debauchee, ...

I type this (CLUNK!) with a heavy (CLUNK!) every few words as my (CLUNK!) pinkie hits the key-(CLUNK!)-board, having swollen (CLUNK!) up tod...

It was while watching a big concrete mixer pull up outside a nearby house the other day and wondering if they were going to get their backya...

Feminists successfully land remote-controlled probe on Matt Taylor's bowling shirt IN A WORLD FIRST, feminists today have successfully...

If you see something, say something. If you see someone do something somewhere, say something to someone somehow. If you see someone do ...

You're a chicken, right, reading this post? Good! Because now I'm going to tell you how to terrify humans, one horrifying, gut-wrenc...

Statice is a small purple flower that just happens to look like limonium perezii. Limonium perezii is a small purple flower that shares more...

First you have to thread the trub through the rolag. You do this by gradually carding the mash with the doffer tool to separate the neps fro...

Look, I inadvertently spill stuff on my computer all the time. Every hour as I sit over it doing incredibly important stuff like internet an...

Lines written on MCing the Dan O'Connell open mic for the first time I've been practising... my awkward pauses Sudden segues in ...

Some things were meant to pair off together. Bread and butter. Knifes and forks. Pies and sauce. Tea cups and saucers. This is one category;...

There they were again today. I hadn't seen them for several months, but all of a sudden, a flock of them appeared right in front of my e...

IT'S BOB THE SNAIL, EVERYONE! Bob the snail!  Bob the snail!  He's so slimy and wet! 

Racial connotations over black sheep prompts changes to Baa Baa Black Sheep at Victorian kinders  BAA, Baa, Black Sheep has been put out t...

Breaking up is always hard to do. But to all those considering separating, parting ways, divorcing, or otherwise splitting up with their par...

A poem which no-one outside Australia will understand, and the same goes for everyone in Australia too - only less. An Aussie poem or I ...

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Hops are an alarmingly triffid-like plant at the best of times. In John Wyndham's famous novel, Day of the Triffids , the mobile plant...

Open-plan living. I hadn't known such a thing actually existed, but since I just read about it in this respectable news source , I am le...