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Going to bed. This, I think it is safe to say, is something of which I am a fan. I have signed up to its newsletter, I have clicked 'lik...

As the poet says (and he, irritatingly, has a habit of saying such things): "Yeah, nah". But what does the poet really mean when...

"There was a young lady from Ryde", begins the fairy tale, as so many fairy tales begin... ...Who ate some green apples and died...

VICTORIA, MONDAY  - Labor has decided to go ahead with the controversial East West Link project, with the  entrance of the new road being bu...

As a poet, at some point you will of course have to tackle the subject of nothing, writing about the fundamental nothingness of existence, o...

Burst loudly into a room where a philosopher is sitting doing some serious thinking about a difficult philosophical conundrum, and immediate...

I like a drink or two and I have been drinking on and off for many years now. But I wonder if I would have ever got into the healthy and ene...

This is a blog post the purpose of which is to use all the possible egg jokes in the universe. Once all these egg jokes have been made for o...

Round baskets. Spotty animals. All spotty animals in general, but especially irregularly spotted animals as it is fun to look at them and ...

"Welcome to community radio! The station for the whole community to ignore!" "It's got the word 'community' in i...

"An invasive species", says Wikipedia , "is a plant or animal that is not native to a specific location (an Introduced specie...

The poems are full of fine moments of attention and crystalline, lucid images and overall the poems work to discover value and meaning in t...

Poem for over-interpreting She was healthy and wealthy and fair beyond words, He was handsome and witty and tall Together they went ...

CHAPTER ye NINTH CONTAINING ye MOST NOBLE ADVENTURE of ye BLACKBERRY And yt came to passe that BARON VON HARLOT and SQUIRE TIM did essay ...

Have been having some field days yesterday and today with the Baron and the Baron Mother, in Bright and Beechworth and surrounds. Speaking o...

Let's face it, there's nothing the BBC likes better than to send bespectacled history boffins out into the fields to stomp around in...

This afternoon Beatrice the cat did a really whopping turd. An absolute stinker. The capacity of these small, rather attractive creatures to...

I've been listening to a lot of ABC Classic FM lately. (Though perhaps 'listening' is the wrong word; no single word seems to en...

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The 1 per cent report to the alpha male. The alpha male answers to the lizard people. The lizard people network with the Illuminati. The ...