Will Type For Food

To open a twitter account and make only one tweet of one character's length, consisting of an obsolete punctuation mark, and a spelling ...

A couple of weeks ago I was having a chat with some folks around the topic of movie spoilers. One guy was saying he hated spoilers, did ever...

We were talking of farts, Thassalius, Quintalian and I, since it was not possible to do the reverse, and anyway, it is our custom to deliber...

I am a sexy Santa in my sexy Santa suit I looked me in the mirror and I thought I looked quite cute I hop into your stockings girls eve...

Doggerel. An ancient verse form. It's just like a villanelle. Written by a dog. Dear Santa Claus My Christmas wish Is nothing mor...

Time for a Christmas sing along, kids! You know the tune! It's that old favourite The Twelve Days of why do we even call it Christmas...

NASA has launched the first creme caramel into space after holding a dinner party and accidentally stuffing up the dessert course. "T...

I didn't make it to the Dan today (insert suitably melancholy emoticon here) but I did just perform this impromptu poem: Now I have t...

It has come to my attention that a search of the internet for an ASCII sperm image made out of commas will be unsuccessful. This is my attem...

Are selfies really real? Who's the I behind the Pod? What's the G in OMG? Is it Gosh or is it God? Do we float in cybersp...

This day, 30 November 2015, marks the 100th anniversary of the official passing of the  Women's Mansplaination Act in Australian Parliam...

WTFF News - Australian Government announces the creation of a new fund of artistic tears The Australian Government has announced the creati...

One iott or one tytle of the lawe shall not scape. - Matthew 5:18, the Tindale Bible  "I like the idea of a whole class devoted to d...

YALE, MONDAY: College students in the US have denounced college as cultural appropriation, taking to the streets to protest against themselv...

An argument against self-expression It's time for keeping out of touch. It's time for saying less.  To say too little, not to...

Maddy Prior. Prior Maddy. Maddy, priory.

Big dogs: when sniffing a little dog's bum, allow a grace period so the little dog has time to swirl around and give your own bum the ap...

Oh, sod off with your Dark Side and your Light Saber and your Yoda says something profound with customary mixed up syntax. Sod off with your...

Just how do you make a chicken eat medicine*? Normally it's easy to feed a chicken; they eat anything. Though strangely, an exception to...

Researchers create blackest material ever made (Phys.org)—A team of researchers at King Abdulla University of Science and Technology in Sau...