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Ideas for workshops in Kyneton. Some may be more real than others. Spoon carving. Cabbage massage. Permacultural yodelling. Dog unbendi...

Devastating day of reckoning for Australian arts as 62 organisations miss out on crucial operational funding.    Australian artists have ...

ew - Yuck. This one's obvious. zot - old word (apparently a Train family word) for nipping into spots in traffic. queery - an inqu...

The ABC is designing its very own font... TO: All ABC staff RE: New font.  ... To reflect the changing and diverse nature of Australia...

 Haikus are a gateway drug.  "Just three lines, and you'll be fine".  KIDS, DON'T LISTEN TO THE LIES.  Soon you...

If you get a whole bunch of contrarians in a room together, what happens? Do they all argue it out to see who is the top contrarian, or do t...

pubit - as long as a standard Imperial pubic hair. Though of course a question remains: curly or straight?

ODE TO THE FORGETFUL DRINKING OF A CUP OF COFFEE  My morning coffee cup is  Not yet full  I have become so very  Fretful  I nee...

  flomp - the sound of a cat taking up too much room on the bed. All night. geklangbeplonkenbonk - the sound another German verb makes as...

Living with vegetarians: the Baron bursts into the study and says, "do you want some quince bacon?' Living with carnivores: Beatr...

The queue was long, and out the door;  Each member wished to be before  Each other member, right behind,  (Who were, as well, of that...

As quick as a whip in a snowstorm.

How great is the Japanese flag? It's a big red spot. There should be more spotty nation flags. It would make the world a more cheery pla...

Brunswick party Someone announces "It's Earth hour!" Shit Earth hour We all practice being one With darkness Advantage...

The Baron has gone to Sydney for a week, so I am pootling about the house indulging in that most simple of pleasures - batching. Let's s...

Our crush on poetry continues unabated here at Common Good Books, and to prove it the proprietor is putting his money where his mouth is. G...

I'm too sexy for this poem I take a sexy selfie for My sexy selfie shelf , But that selfie doesn't match with My inner sexy...

Honest definitions of brewing terms Yeast - weird shit. Bacteria - more weird shit. Wild yeast - fucking weird shit. Starter - we...

"She was a right-wing, awful woman". Sentences like this are just so strange. It's such a non-sequitur. It's a bit like sa...

Here, with apologies to my vast German audience, is my German verse epic in preparation for Valentine's Day entitled "Du bist mein ...