Will Type For Food

A piece of music - something by Ross Edwards, probably his Dawn Mantras  - came on the radio last night that suddenly reminded me of all the...

Ah, isn't it nice to indulge in Christmas traditions at this time of year. Let me share with you one, that jolly old Christmas melody: ...

Well, it’s finally happened. The egg the Baron has been sitting on has hatched at last! I’m just off to fetch some starter crumble, but in t...

TIPS BY FASHION EXPERT RITA BUTTHOSE Well girls, the big day is almost here, the one day of the year when you will go to the Melbourne Cup...

Men of the World! Instead of sending unsolicited dick pics to the Women of the World, why not try these saucy alternatives? - Unsolicited ...

Last week before German class I found myself dreaming about asking my Finnish teacher about the 15 Finnish case systems. I don't even ha...

Argumentum ad hominem - attacking the person, not the argument. ad homonym - attacking the person's name. ad homophone - arguing wit...

Being an old sort of codger now, I've been going to the Dan O'Connell Saturday pub poetry sessions for well nigh on 10 years. It...

Okay, so you're in the audience and sitting down to watch the third scene of Richard Wagner's cool and exciting new opera, Die Walk...

Sorry I'm late, I was busy teaching yoga to my goat. I was crocheting individualised bonnets for my bees' feet. This winter has be...

German cliche poem  Sehnsucht for Schadenfreude!  My Weltschmerz smarts today. Perhaps it's just the Zeitgeist,  But my Traum...

So, there's football, football, football and football*. And when you talk about football, people have got to ask, do you mean football...

'Lautgedicht' is German for 'Sound Poem' (it could also mean 'loud poem' though), in news which may or may not expla...

An election confection Labor or Liberal Laberal lubber Babble on blabber all Blobbable blubber Loobyloo lubbardly Dullard tod...

Today is Hedgehog Awareness Week , which is a strange span of time for a day, but there you go. Did you know that there is a designated hedg...

Having just avoided participating in the Dirty Thirty Poetry Month in April (thirty days, thirty writing prompts, one per day) - it's be...

AUSTRALIA, Australia - an artistic crisis has swept the nation, as artists have finally run out of silos to paint on . "Without any m...

HANDSHAKES could be banned under new workplace rules to avoid expensive sexual harassment claims, an expert has said. - The Sun SCENE: Th...

A Defence of Good, Old-Fashioned Food  Patch (dog & food critic) by renowned food critic Patch. Australia has had nothing less...

Orchestral music should never be played in the afternoon. Romantic piano concertos are particularly depressing at that time. Chamber music...