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(I have almost decoded their strange language.)  I ain't got no Veef with him. He really thinks he's the big Sheese, but I ain't...

 Saw two or three things today that made me doubt objective reality, in a modest boring suburban middle aged kind of way.  The first happene...

Don't mean to pour a cold shower on your cold shower.  But bright days are looming on the horizon.  Sun, sun, go away Come again some ot...

A poem for my daughter  Now you are adorable  And I am old and snorable  But if I were Peter Dutton, that  Would be much more deplorable. 

What do they get up to in Downtown?  What's going on down in Uptown?  Downtown is downtown from Uptown, and Uptown is uptown from downto...

 MUSIC: Away in a Manger, played on soft strings. The SCENE is the Garden of Eden. ADAM is making something over a fire, and EVE is setting ...

Santa Satan Good Santa Good Satan Bad Santa Bad Satan Santana Thank you for your time. 

I saw three ships come sailing in In lockdown breach, in lockdown breach,  I saw three ships come sailing in In lockdown breach in the morni...

One thing you can always appreciate about Enid Blyton is her thoroughgoing commitment to architectural realism.   "If you could plant a...

Town tearing itself apart  It started as an innocent hippy colony, a getaway from the big city - now it seems that the once-idyllic life of ...

(Found this in my notebook last night...)   FACT CHECK!  Hey DAWK-ins! DAWK-ins! You're such a DORK, DAWK-ins! Dooooooooorkins!  ...

Not relating to anything at all. Brave Hippolyta fought a statue, Brave Hippolyta joined the fray, In her eyes a righteous fire, In he...

Union Chants of the 17th Century  What's outrageous? Death's dark wages! What's disgusting? Unchaste lusting! What's o...

SCENE: A small city apartment. BUD ABBOTT is busy standing on a small step ladder hanging a row of hand-folded Japanese lanterns across the ...

O mummy O mummy  O thank you O mummy For you just were the best when I burst from your chest and infested the rest through the eyeball...

Well, due to much-anticipated long-service leave, the Easter Bunny won't be on duty this year, but don't worry kids! The fun will st...

- Isonation: national quarantine. - Isostation: the place you choose to be isolated. - Isocation: attempting to treat your isolation as ...

You scratch my back, I'll bloody deck ya. You're going on my toilet roll of honour! Let's join together in staying apart! ...

POETRY TO KEEP YOUR BREATH AWAY There will be a dead poetry reading on Tuesday night in the rubble of the old theatre. Whether you’re a co...

A piece of music - something by Ross Edwards, probably his Dawn Mantras  - came on the radio last night that suddenly reminded me of all the...