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 A poem that is very romance Roses are red Violets are blue Chocolate is brown And also poo I think we had better Not mix up the two Roses a...

 Have some drama, you uncultured swine!  THE INTROVERTS: a riveting one second drama   SCENE: INTROVERT 1 bumps into INTROVERT 2 on the stre...

  Russian composer Alexander Scriabin was something else. Look at this description of his planned work, 'Mysterium': "Mysteriu...

In case you haven't been paying attention (and I certainly haven't), did you read about stand-up comedian Arj Barker kicking out a m...

Found sound poem  This is a found poem,  It's very profound.  This is a sound poem:  It's very pro-sound.  If you've found a sou...

Get in early: sign a prenuptial disagreement before marriage so you don't have to worry about it after.  Arrange for a divorce to be hel...

There’s not much that’s new about Christmas; There’s plenty of not new to tell: But I’m growing quite fond of old things -  I’m growing quit...

A Christmas Poem in Seven Ers Er… Twas the night before morning And all through the place Was the presence of regular  Geometrical space. Er...

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For no reason at all, a poem.    The colours and shapes decided They needed to sort out what’s what –  If the blue could beat green in a bl...

I never read a book before reviewing it; it prejudices a man so. - Sydney Smith.   News comes in  via the Grauniad  that critics and author ...

Someone rang our phone the other day. What kind of a monster does that? Rings you - when you are at home, expecting - what? Some kind of ans...

  I say that it’s diplodocus  And you say diplodocus  O how the fates do mock us  With this verbal hocus pocus  So whether it’s diplodocus  ...

THE POEM Today your child is a mess  Tomorrow I expect to all intents and purposes that they will be a pile of cess Happy Mother’s Day I gue...

I call this poem CAR PEOPLE because I am and it isn't.  Though beholden to a Holden, I am fonder of a Honda, Make Elantra be my mantra...

 Hello and here is a poem called HEY CHATBOT, WRITE A POEM IN THE STYLE OF AN AI WRITING IN THE STYLE OF A PERSON WRITING IN THE STYLE OF AN...

I like to see the Siamangs at the zoo. Especially when I see one Siamang see another Siamang. Because then, I see a Siamang among the Siaman...

  OF CHRISTMAS CHRIS   How he was DRAGGED DOWN TO CHRISTMAS HELL, The MANNERS AND MODES of the CHRISTMAS DEAD , and CHRISTMAS DAEMONS ,  An...

 Welcome to International Men's Day!  You might think that every day is International Men's Day, but that is not the case: in fact, ...

 To take it from the top, there's 'take it from the top', which means what I just meant it to mean. You might take it to the top...