Claimant Was a Strawberry Sponge

The other day at the office I overheard a conversation about star-signs.

Hmmmm...

DESCRIPTION

Age: 50 solstices
Height: Hey, let's not get all restricting and scientific here, man.
Build: Why are you insisting on limiting the Claimant to narrow western stereotypes about body weight?
Distinguishing Features: The Claimant was a Virgo.