Met some folks today in Hamilton, had a couple of beers, talked about a skit show we wanted to get up and running on community TV. Showed them a copy of a skit I wrote. It was called Racists Against Sexism. They seemed to think it had the potential to be offensive.
OFFENSIVE? Pull the other one. I mean, it's not like I was endorsing sexism, or anything like that. See for yourself - check out some of my PROPOSED CAMPAIGN SLOGANS:
We hate all wops, wogs, and the entrenched patriarchal institutions in our society
If you want Equal Employment Opportunities in the Workplace, you’re Allwhite by us
Whites Who Fight for Women’s Rights
Pure-bred Anglo-Aryans of every sex, fight for Non-discriminatory Workplace Practices
The KKK thinks Working Gals are AOK
Just because we don’t like wogs doesn’t mean we have to perpetuate outdated gender stereotypes
It doesn’t matter if you’re male or female, married or single, gay or straight, queer or bi – so long as you’re white
So Discriminating, we even Discriminate in our Discrimination
I mean, apart from the virulent prejudice against anyone not from an Anglo-saxon background, what's offensive about that? Really? I mean, SPEAK TO ME, people, WHAT HAVE I DONE WRONG?
*sound of crickets chirping*
... hello? Is there anyone out there?
Dear Will Type For Food,
ReplyDeleteGreat idea.
Would Racists Against Sexism wear steel-toed Docs with a red shoestring on one foot and a pink shoestring on the other?
Would you see two skinheads, with tatooed swatstikas, holding hands and shopping for Todd Oldham crap at Target?
Would a female skinhead win election to union boss, on anti-sex harrassment platform, and then proceed to work to reduce wages for minorities?
Dunno Pastorius, I kind of saw them as bumbling fools in Klan hoods, bumping into walls and doors turning up to vegan-lesbian-single-mother meetings and 'Reclaim the Night' marches.
ReplyDeleteHey, I know you. You're that dude. Time T from that other blog of Good People Who Know The Iraq War Was Wrong.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I understand what you mean. You're the one with the image in your head. I like it. Sounds very funny.
Yep. That's me! Sadly, the spelling and grammar on this blog just doesn't live up to the strict linguistic standards of Iraq War Wrong.
ReplyDeleteProud to say I'm listed under the 'Bad People Who Think Iraq War Was Right'.