The Compleat Guide on How to Yodel A Kite
Kite Yodelling is quite simple, if you know how. All you have to do is this:
- Put on your best evening gown
- Purchase a kitten from the nearest kitten-vendor
- Turn your oven up to 200 degrees fahrenheit
- Sit on the kitten.
In no time at all, your kite will be yodelled.
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