In honour of all Mother's out there, I have written this Mother's Day* poem:
THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH: A TONE POEM
Oh.... ewwwwrgh... yeeeerghh... ha ... ha ... ha ... ha ... OH ... GOD ... ha ...ha ...ha ...ha ... DOCTOR.... ha ...ha ...ha ...ha ...ha ... I .... DON'T .... THINK .... ha ... ha ... ha ... IT'S ha ...ha ...ha ...ha ...ha ...ha ... GOING TO ... ha ...ha ...ha ...ha ... FIT.... ha ...ha ...ha ...ha ...ha ... yeeeeeeARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHH!!
Waaaaaaaaaaah!!! Waaaaaaaaaaah!!! Waaaaaaaaaaah!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!! (etc)
Congratulations, Frau Hitler! It's a BOY!!!
*I am aware that Mother's Day has been and gone, so you don't have to point that one out.
Somehow I don't think I got the German accent in that scream quite right. How do the Germans spell Yeeeeeeargh?
ReplyDeleteGood point. I suppose my mother didn't have time to worry about correct spelling when she was having me though.
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