One of the girls at work is currently googling for pictures of men.
Well, it's all sex sex sex to you women isn't it. Don't you realise that we men just come here to have a good time and dance and not be treated like objects? Now my hair is in a mess and I'm all confused and I just want to go home. Take me home, Marsha! Take me home!
Ahem.
Yes, Marsha. Take him. NOW.
ReplyDeleteLooks like he is long overdue for a whipping!
xxx
Redsaid.net
P.S. Delighted that you like the tombstones! Does this mean I should stop not trying to write literary tomes and write epitaphs on tombs instead? The latter is definitely more appealing, because, let's face it, it's less work! And that's the most important factor I look for in a job. No work at all!
Love,
Redsaid
that's just terrible. I'm in shock and horrified, totally and utterly horrified!
ReplyDeleteI bet the cow didn't even do you the courtesy of buying you a drink, did she?
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised none of you has asked whether it's ordinary for me to dance at work ...
ReplyDeletethat probably says more about us than you!
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