Monday, November 14, 2005

Absinthe

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
Vodka makes every woman look like Jane Fonda
Laudanum makes you think your girlfriend is a fish called Wanda
While Midori is only drunk by bogan chicks called Rhonda
Who drive a Honda.

THE END

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:35 am

    Bozwell is a Bundy drinker
    Just see the state of his liver
    You can keep your Makers Mark
    And your Vodka for a start
    Coz to him there is just nothing sweeter.

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  2. Anonymous6:09 am

    There was a great punk song by the all-girl Gymslips called Drink Problem:

    We don't care
    We're not proud
    People say we're a bit too loud
    Always drunk
    What a shame
    Opening hours we're back again

    (Chorus)
    Whisky makes you frisky!
    Gin makes you sin!
    Brandy makes you randy!
    And rum makes you (crunching guitar riff)

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  3. Sounds great, Jeff. Nice words, Boz, but where are the rhymes? Damn right, Rachel. Here's to the children. Hic.

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  4. Anonymous3:32 pm

    "Nice words, Boz, but where are the rhymes?"

    It's all in the phrasing and the rapping mate! I'll perform it live one day and you'll see!!!

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