Rate My Students? Rate My Professor? What's the point of that? Such actions only lead to nastiness and crudeness. I think the nicest thing you could possibly do is rate yourself.
Here's my report card (by me).
Name: Tim Train
Intelligence:
10/10
Tim demonstrates exceptional ability in smartness, brightness, quick-wittedness, and possesses exceptionally high amounts of The Genius Factor (tm). He is an excellent student.
Niceness:
10/10
Tim is the nicest person you could possibly meet! He is brilliant in many fields of Niceness, including generosity, honesty, morality, and careingness.
Gosh, isn't he nice?
Attractiveness
10/10
It is without hesitation that I give Tim top marks in the attractiveness ratings. Well done, Tim - give yourself a big pat on the back!
General Comments
Tim is practically perfect in every way!
Rate yourself, in comments.
[Placatingly] Yes, Tim, whatever you say..
ReplyDeleteReport Card On Steve
ReplyDeleteAverage-ish. Better than OJ Simpson, though.
Glad to see you got into the rating spirit! I am also very happy for you, seeing that you've scored so well under such a harsh critical eye! Pat on the back, indeed!
ReplyDeleteToday I am feeling like a 4 on wakefulness and a 3 on sprightliness. Sad. Must be time for a visit with Mrs. Nappington.
I am also very happy for you, seeing that you've scored so well under such a harsh critical eye!
ReplyDeleteYes, I was rather worried for a while there.