More Definitions From The Poet's Dictionary

Bra:

The boob tube.

Handkerchief:

The nose hose.

Belt:

The crotch watch.

Glasses:

Ocular binoculars.

Ring:

Digit spigot.

Miniskirt:

Schmo-and-tell.

Hat:

The dome home.

The dome tome.

Wig:

The chrome dome loam.

Shoe:

The hoof roof.