Adage Homage

1. When in Rome, do as the Ramones do.

2. When in Bayeaux, deux as the Bayeuxvians deux.

3. When in Buggery, don't (unless you're that way inclined)

4. When in Tasmania - GET OUT! - GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!*

*I didn't really mean that, Tasmanians. You guys are the BEST!