The Eternal Washing Pile

An Ode To The Eternal Washing Pile

Aprons
Bedspreads,
Cloths, Cummerbunds
Doilies, Doonahs,
Embroidered sheets
Frilly knickers, flannels, frocks, fuck-me socks,
G-strings,
Herringbone, haberdashery, and assorted habiliments;
Imprinted fabrics,
Jungle-greens, 'jammies, jeans,
Khaki, knickerbockers,
Linen, long-Johns, loincloths,
Mantillas, mockado,
Neckties, nylon,
Oven-towels,
Plumes, plummy pants, poofy pillows, pink panties, pabouches, pyjamas, paisley, pashminas, plisse, pyjamas (see also: 'jammies)
Quilts,
Riding pants,
Stockings, skivvies, skirts, singlets, satin,
T-shirts, tablecloths, turtle-necks, tuxedos, tea-towels, Trilbies, togs,
Undies,
V-necks, vests,
Whipcord,
X-rated items of various types,
Yarmulkes,
Zephyrs, zabutons, zebra stockings, and RaZZamataZZ!